My Current Mood this Morning

Cause I haven't slapped a bitch in two weeks, cause I got a whole lot a strength in a bitch slap arm. Word

I was recently going through LAX terminal and my jewellery set off the alarm to which the station guard questioned what was making her paddle wheee. So I pulled up my t-shirt to expose my 5mil nipple barbells. To which she exclaimed, " Oh hell no! Boy, are you crazy? You best roll out and get on with your painful self."